uh huh..... evaluating response..... please note that this is all tongue and cheek.... and not what really goes on behind the scenes.... (it is much worse )
... we are replying to your reply that you reply to ours and did you thank you for our reply to yours? equal to salutations or just "hello from the other side... not really, more of a "yeah... mumble mumble..." (standard tech support reply from years of answering questions about the missing cup holder on new laptops).
no funny business here... we are serious... seriously, really. but we will evaluate how badly this might affect our product if the word ever gets out. So far so good... we don't support linux meaning outside our own linux box
yeah, nothing to see here.... Vulnerability support team of 1 who is on vacation at the moment. so far nobody has been affected.... well maybe just that one or two or maybe a dozen, but we swapped them all out with another cloud and they are good now... nobody the wiser and nobody has really been affected.... at least nothing provable. Really.... seriously... really!!
If and only if management (Bob) approves. We won't let you know unless we got a new update and only on the day... and if it is just before a weekend we will pull any updates, just in case of an influx of trouble users and we won't tell you either on why we pulled the update. Of course we will tell our moderators first but unfortunately we don't talk to them, so we won't.
.... cough Please don't reply. it just goes to the spam folder....
Please quote me so this gets replicated before it gets deleted and removed in 24 hours.