A joke my kid just told me:

(With some editorial changes for style…)

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender “You have any fish?”

“No, sorry, I don’t have any fish.”

The next day, the duck walks back into the same bar and asks the barkeep, “You have any fish?”

“No, this is a bar.  I sell drinks, not fish.”

The next day, the duck walks back in and asks, “You have any fish?”

“Listen, Pal, I told you the last two days.  I do NOT have any fish, and if you ask me again, I’m going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor!”

A few days pass.   The duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I borrow a hammer?”

The bartender sighs,  “No.   I don’t have a hammer.”

“You have any fish?”


LOL   :smileyvery-happy:


Thanks Tony!!! It’s nice to start the day on a good mood!!