(With some editorial changes for style…)
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender “You have any fish?”
“No, sorry, I don’t have any fish.”
The next day, the duck walks back into the same bar and asks the barkeep, “You have any fish?”
“No, this is a bar. I sell drinks, not fish.”
The next day, the duck walks back in and asks, “You have any fish?”
“Listen, Pal, I told you the last two days. I do NOT have any fish, and if you ask me again, I’m going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor!”
A few days pass. The duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I borrow a hammer?”
The bartender sighs, “No. I don’t have a hammer.”
“You have any fish?”
